Monday, January 10, 2011

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." --MLK

Just fired this off to my boss, Harvey Levin. I sincerely hope that if you feel half as strongly as I do, you'll make your opinions known, as nothing could be more harmful to our country right now than silence.

(I've also sent a similar, slightly longer letter via snail mail to Sarah Palin's Alaska producer Mark Burnett, politely and rationally requesting he halt production immediately.)


From the Heart & Mind of a 3-Year Tucson Resident, Regarding Saturday January 8

Harvey

No doubt you spent a portion of your weekend painfully aware of the massacre in Tucson. I know this is a little verbose, but I can't tell you how much I appreciate you taking the time to read it.

Having attended the
University of Arizona (which, sure, has put me at friendly odds with Charles & Evan from time to time), I've long known Tucson as a beautiful, diverse cityone incredibly close to my heart. It's the only place other than Los Angeles I've ever called home, and needless to say, waking up to the news on Saturday was sickening. I've shopped in that Safeway and lived a literal stone's throw from Pima Community College, where the suspect currently in custody had been enrolled. Ironically, I spent the previous night with several of my college roommates from my junior year; the fourth, who has lived in Tucson his whole life, initially feared he'd lost a longtime family friendwhom thankfully like Rep. Giffords, miraculously survived a point blank gunshot wound to the head.

As I'm also sure you're aware, it comes as horrifyingly little surprise that Sarah Palin put crosshairs over Giffords and 19 other House Democrats on her site last year, in addition to carelessly spouting "innocently" murderous rhetoric toward her liberal competition at rallies. Although I somehow doubt (I say this rather gingerly) she had anything to do with the tragic events that transpired Saturday morning, it boggles the mind to think that even one sick, sad, downright depraved person in this country of ours has considered her influence as bettering to their person or their country. It is undeniable, however, that her "rogue," "Mama Bear," name-your-own-synonym-for-vigilante political stylings have spread at a cancerous rate. As far as I'm concerned, the blood of these victims dries beneath Mrs. Palin's manicured nails as I type this.

While I know this instance falls outside [TMZ's] typical arena, I'm writing you this because I feel it is the right thing to do. I know that ultimately, decisions on the content we provide our audience with is hardly my business, but I'm pleading with you to at the very least take a moment (if you haven't already) and consider the way we tout Mrs. Palin and her family as celebrities. For the last two years, she has all but constantly revealed herself to be not only willfully ignorant, but a legitimate threat to the very integrity of the
United States and its citizens. As hokey and "everywoman" as she may seem, it's quite clear she isn't; she knows exactly what she's doing, and it terrifies me to think that people are still being duped into buying the whole small-town hockey mom charm. Rather than draw crosshairs over a map over Alaska or encourage my peers to "re-load" and "hunt her down," I feel that verbally conveying my concerns to you is the high road to takeand if even one person can benefit from it, I'm satisfied.

Obviously, the hostile political climate
America finds itself mired in today has been deteriorating steadily for the last decade, and this is far a bigger issue than Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, the Tea Party or even bipartisanship. While I'll be the first to admit that my politics are "casual leftist"I've been a lifelong Democrat, a Jewish son of a Vietnam veteran and a lesbian English teacher-turned-psychologistI do know more than enough to realize that we aren't headed down a road to trouble, we're already there—and digging ourselves deeper and deeper into a hole. Saturday's shooting spree was the direct result of a government that brazenly misplaces its resources at the cost of education and health care: a mentally unstable, miseducated 22-year-old with no one to turn to and in his own twisted mind, only one way to cope. I am in no way condoning this individual's actions, but merely attempting to illuminate just how avoidable this tragedy was. We knew this from Jonesboro, we knew this from Columbine, and we knew this from Virginia Tech. What frightens me most is the veritable certainty that this will not be the last incident of this nature.


As an aspiring comedy writer, I find this situation particularly confounding. It's no secret that Mrs. Palin has been nothing short of a blessing for my craft since surfacing in 2008
but despite putting great energy into countless jokes to elicit laughter from friends and family since then, I've arrived at a crossroads and concluded that I can no longer do so with this knowledge on my conscience. Given the age-old expression "bad publicity is better than no publicity," I'm afraid I'd only be devoting attention to a villain who has risen to prominence by virtue of that very device. That being said, I only feel it is our responsibility to minimize the attention we devote to such a dangerous presence.

For immediate validation, look no further than hers and John McCain's reactions in the wake of Saturday. Although I'd end up voting for Obama in 2008, I developed a great amount of respect for the McCain during my time in
Arizona. Reading his passionate, heartfelt and obviously personal condolences both touched and paralyzed me on certain levels, but this impact was only magnified when compared to Mrs. Palin's: a callous cliché, likely written by an aide and hardly exceeding the 140-character limit of a tweet.

While I get the feeling your political sensibilities may place you in my vicinity, I want you to know I have no intention of ruffling any feathers or instigating ideological contempt within our office
I simply felt the need to express my opinion to you directly. I take great comfort in knowing you'll respect my point of view, as I've respected yours on a daily basis for the past year as part of your staff. After all, this intellectual freedom is one of increasingly few things I feel we have left to be proud of as Americans, and certainly one to be cherished. It breaks my heart to see the state I called home for three years gain a reputation as a mecca of American blindness and bigotry, but I do have hope for Arizona—thanks largely to rational, humane individuals like Gabrielle Giffords.


Again, thank you for taking the time to read this.


Sincerely,
Mike White
University of Arizona, Class of 2006

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Everybody Knows 2010 is a Mothaf***in' Monster

My first resolution for 2011 was to actually finish my favorite albums list for 2010. Taking a cue from Twitter and my relentless schedule as of late, I've kept reviews under 140 characters apiece. (On that note, had I not discovered Stefon's feed today, this would've been up a few hours earlier.)


Honorable Mentions:
The Tallest Man on Earth - The Wild Hunt
Belle and Sebastian - Write About Love
Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin - Let It Sway
Miles Kurosky - The Desert of Shallow Effects
Broken Bells - S/T


20. Local Natives - Gorilla Manor
I devote entirely too much thought to the mere imagery elicited by an album title. Monkey butlers, you say?

19. April Smith and the Great Picture Show - Songs for a Sinking Ship
New musical crush. Saw 'em open for Langhorne Slim @ McCabe's, predicted on spot they'd blow up. Now they're in Weeds promos, Colgate spots.

18. Surfer Blood - Astro Coast
"Whiskey shakes for 10 whole days"?! These kids look 14; were they even alive when obvious muse Pinkerton came out?!

17. Wild Nothing - Gemini
Always wondered what it must've been like to be high during the '80s...

16. Mumford & Sons - Sigh No More
The girl earns high marks for liking 'em well before they were selling out back-to-back LA shows. Very Noah & the Whale-ish, which is great.

15. The Dustbowl Revival - You Can't Go Back to the Garden of Eden
à la Princeton last year, my "friends' bias band." Daniel, Zach, Alia: you guys make some truly gorgeous (and toe-tappingly catchy) tunes.

14. LCD Soundsystem - This Is Happening
Best album title of the decade? It's up there; Ricky Bobby couldn't name it better. Then again, I don't see him among the typical LCD set.

13. Vampire Weekend - Contra
Another prediction: VW will never as much as touch their first attempt. (No, that's a fact.) But if you think they're popular now...

12. The Morning Benders - Big Echo
This one's been wooing me for quite some time now, yet it continues to turn on the charm. You devil, you.

11. Best Coast - Crazy For You
Visceral female vocals, instantly hummable surf rock? No shocker, brah.

10. Beach House - Teen Dream
More soothing than a pillowcase of Klonopin and marshmallows.

9. The Black Keys - Brothers
Hardly a hidden gem anymore, it should come as little surprise that Hung producers have a raging music boner for this dirty, sexy rock.

8. Girl Talk - All Day
When you can make cultural miscreants like Miley sound good, you're damn good at what you do. Title about sums it up.

7. Titus Andronicus - The Monitor
Still not sure what draws me to this one; Civil War reference, perhaps. Ideal morning commute soundtrack, when all I want is to punch shit.

6. Woods - Echo Lake
Late gainer. Andrew played this for me driving home through the barren Central Valley after Thanksgiving. Warm, comfy, groovy.

5. Delta Spirit - History From Below
The dreaded sophomore attempt, turned on its ear. Slightly less folky than their swagger-laden debut, little more Helio Sequence. It's good.

4. Dr. Dog - Shame, Shame
I've seen these Phillies more than any band over the last 5 years; they can do no wrong by me. Wiltern show in Nov: hands down best of 2010.

3. Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
First listen, I practically fell asleep in traffic. Must've been bad coffee that morning; favorite hip-hop LP in years.

*Side note: think #3 might've ripped off #4? Longtime SaMoan Adam Kurland directed the former's video, and the latter blogged about it back then. Both videos kick ass, but whether you consider Yeezy a genius, douchebag, visionary, or gay fish (he's all four, and then some), this is the guy who rhymes Coldplay with Coldplay.

2. The National - High Violet
Like Okkervil's Stand Ins followed Stage Names, HV followed monster Boxer with a sublime respect for its predecessor. Love at first listen.

1. The Arcade Fire - The Suburbs
At first reluctant to love, I figured it couldn't hold a candle to Funeral or Neon Bible. In time, the charismatic, spooky Win wins again.

**In addition to breaking all kinds of ground with their "be your own interactive stalker" video for "We Used to Wait," the Montreal outfit even show up in my favorite tweets of the year (courtesy of Family Guy writer/Sarah Silverman servicer Alec Sulkin).




Rather than rank individual songs, this year I've decided to string my favorite songs from the aforementioned LPs together (and a couple bonus goodies) into a more cohesive mix. Hope you guys enjoy it half as much as I did compiling it. (Sadly, download has been removed per DMCA, so contact me if you'd like your own copy!)

1. Vampire Weekend - White Sky
2. The Morning Benders - Excuses
3. Woods - Blood Dries Darker
4. Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin - Made to Last
5. Local Natives - World News
6. The Dustbowl Revival - Dan's Jam
7. April Smith and the Great Picture Show - Can't Say No
8. Miles Kurosky - An Apple for an Apple
9. Mumford & Sons - Winter Winds
10. The Tallest Man on Earth - King of Spain
11. Delta Spirit - Devil Knows You're Dead
12. Dr. Dog - Where'd All the Time Go?
13. Titus Andronicus - Richard III
14. The Arcade Fire - We Used to Wait
15. The National - Bloodbuzz Ohio
16. Belle and Sebastian - Write About Love (feat. Carey Mulligan)
17. The Black Keys - Tighten Up
18. Broken Bells - The Ghost Inside
19. Beach House - Walk in the Park
20. Janelle Monáe - Tightrope (feat. Big Boi)
21. Girl Talk - Let It Out
22. Kanye West - Monster (feat. Jay-Z, Rick Ross, Nicki Minaj, Bon Iver)
23. LCD Soundsystem - You Wanted a Hit
24. Wild Nothing - Chinatown
25. Surfer Blood - Catholic Pagans
26. Best Coast - When I'm With You
27. Lissie - Wedding Bells
28. Beck/Record Club - Never Tear Us Apart (INXS cover; feat. St. Vincent, Liars, Os Mutantes)

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Special thanks to fellow Arizona alum Anna Deem (Pop Apocalypse), Jody "An American in Lodon" Orsborn (When You Awake), and Danielle "Musical Twin" Sills (No Mistake In Mixtape) for your contributions not only to my library and ticket stub collection, but to the way I ingest and perceive music as a whole. You've each got your own remarkable taste, and I'm glad you're so determined to share that with the rest of us.